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User: Tell me the story of the ugly duckling but make it a tragic comedy 
ChatGPT: Once upon a time, in a small pond in a vast meadow, there lived a family of ducks. The mother duck had laid a clutch of eggs, and when they hatched, out came seven fluffy ducklings. They were all different shades of yellow and brown, except for one. This duckling was larger than the others, and its feathers were a dull, mottled gray.

The other ducklings teased and bullied the poor gray duckling because of its plain appearance. They called it names and refused to play with it. The duckling felt very lonely and unhappy, and it often wandered off by itself to try and find some companionship.

One day, the duckling came across a group of swans. They were the most beautiful creatures the duckling had ever seen, with sleek white feathers and graceful necks. The swans took pity on the lonely duckling and allowed it to join them.

The duckling was overjoyed to finally have some friends, and it spent all its time with the swans. It even began to dream of one day becoming a swan itself. But as the seasons passed, the duckling realized that it would never be a swan. It was still a duck, no matter how hard it tried to be something else.

The swans, too, began to tire of the duckling's constant attempts to be like them. They rejected it, and the poor duckling was once again alone. It wandered back to the pond where it was born, but the other ducklings had grown up and left. The duckling was all alone in the world.

The duckling grew old and bitter, and it spent the rest of its days alone and unhappy, never finding its true place in the world. It died alone and unloved, still an ugly duckling, but with a heart full of regret and longing.


User: Make it funnier.